What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corny snake.

I just came up with that and I want to tell you but you are sleeping while I sit at my computer very not sober. Hope you like my joke.

One day you visited from the east and you noticed how the shadows lay differently across midwestern metropolitan sidewalks. I told you the buildings weren't built as high because of bat migratory routes.

New studio space we built in the main area. Not a good picture for it. It's sick.

peace 2025 w21st pl

Blueberries and honey and yogurt

babay gurl, aight?

Erin: and i'm boiling the pintos in the fat i cut out of the pork

with cut up seranos

It's 2:21am. I got home from racing at Northbrook and was so fucking hungry I just decided to go to sleep since nothing in our new kitchen is fast. But I couldn't sleep I was so hungry. So I went downstairs and fucking did it. I made the best, most beautiful omelet and while I was eating it I realized that we all had dumpstered every ingredient.

But I missed you during my late night meal session. I'm still hungry after a four egg omelet and a huge bowl of granola and too many Cheeze-It's.

accidentally posted this on the wrong blog... click picture to see another face!